What wine goes with a financial meltdown? Bailout Wine, of course. Buy this Napa Cabernet at $39 a bottle, and you get $2 back for every 100 points the down drops from that point until bottling on August 14, 2009. If the Dow drops 1500 points, you'll get a $30 refund.
Of course, if the Dow drops 1500 more points, you'll need a drink.
And if you buy a case, they'll throw in a free T-shirt.
(I'd like to think they got the idea from me)
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