Lazy Sunday: Any, er, Starboard In A Storm

Stacy Buchanan of AmericanWinery.com comments on Peltier Station Winery's solution to the problem of being a domestic producer of port wine.  Some more background on the design is here.

I like USB port almost as much as Quady Winery's "Starboard".

Anyone know of other clever work-arounds?  Both these wines seem tailor-made for wine.woot.com.